Saturday, May 21, 2016
Girls, Now You Can Pee Standing Up
Every now and then, I run across a new invention or product improvement and I get so excited I want to share it with everyone. Like the time I bought a can of Crisco, popped off the plastic lid, and there was a foil pull-tab top. I was deliriously happy and called up all my friends. Prior to that improvement, opening a can of Crisco was sheer torture, especially with a manual can opener.
Imagine how I felt when I found the invention of every girl’s dream?
Admit it, girls. It’s happened to every one of us. You’re hiking a trail, camping, or traveling on an uninhabited road. Then it hits you. Penis Envy! When you gotta go, you gotta go. Men never have to worry in advance about bathroom facilities. As long as they have a tree, they have a place to pee. Women, on the other hand, have to do a lot of advance planning when venturing to an area with no facilities. Women who can squat don’t suffer as much. I was once a good squatter but I couldn’t squat now if you held a gun to my head. You’ll be happy to know that stressing over out-door peeing is over.
It’s called Go-Girl. It’s a female urination device, FUD for short. I could go on and on telling you all about it but you have to see it for yourself. Go-Girls are now sold at Target stores in the Sporting Goods Department for $9.99. I guarantee you will be impressed, especially if you’re not a squatter. Just know that you can now stand up and pee on a tree.
So you see, an invention this good needs to be shared. Pick up a couple for your friends and share this post on Facebook! This FUD may also be the answer to the transgender bathroom issue.